=|HERO|=JL-lele 发表于 2009-3-27 01:38:15

老公，乳房比鼠标摸着舒服

老公，乳房比鼠标摸着舒服
　上周日的时候，朋友小凤告诉我，她和老公又打架了，不是因为别的，就是一句话。本来是休息日，孩子去了奶奶家，家里没有人，她自己干完了家务活，却看着老公还是守着电脑网游，本来想亲热一下，结果叫了他好几声也没有理，气呼呼的凤一下子把电源拨了下来，并叫嚷着说：“你不玩电脑会死呀?”哪想到，老公一拍桌子，比她更来劲，臭骂了她一顿。接着两个人就是撕打，并把屋里的东西摔的乱七八糟。　　而我不同。夜已经很深了，可是我还是毫无睡意，但不得不一个人趟在床上，无聊的东想西想。可是，我深爱着的他，却还守着电脑旁，一点睡的意思都没有。我实在忍不住了，但还是控制一下自己的情绪，轻轻的起身走到他的身旁，舔了舔他的耳朵，悄悄的说了声：“亲爱的，别玩了，乳房要比鼠标摸着舒服的多。”这招非常的灵，他很听话的关上了电脑。然后他贼一样兴奋的逃到了床上。　　其实都是同样的问题，为什么不做一个聪明的人呢?只要一个小小的变化，转换一下说话的方式和口气，生活可以变的精彩而又和谐的呀。有时候我们为了那份感情的寄托，牺牲了本来可以不该牺牲的东西;有时候为了工作学习和生活忙碌不停，却很少去顾及到家庭内部矛盾的起因。细心发现的人都知道，往往矛盾的导火索都是自身说话不注意的原因。　　换个方式，换种话语，不仅可以避免家庭矛盾的出现，更重要的是还可以增添不少生活情趣，你们说呢? 　　============================ 　　看看还有几个在玩鼠标?

=|HERO|=hnyzgao 发表于 2009-3-27 01:44:01

我刚玩完乳房现在过来玩鼠标了。

=|HERO|=JL-lele 发表于 2009-3-27 01:46:13

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=|HERO|=贵子 发表于 2009-3-27 03:36:46

=|HERO|=GAFF 发表于 2009-3-27 08:28:03

乐乐，下垂了，还下垂的很厉害

=|HERO|=Mking 发表于 2009-3-27 08:33:14

好大的乳头。

=|HERO|=Hawk_Wo 发表于 2009-3-27 09:04:38

BAOBAOYounG 发表于 2009-3-27 09:11:04

=|HERO|=mamax02 发表于 2009-3-27 09:34:47

JB

=|HERO|=mamax02 发表于 2009-3-27 09:35:09

黄瓜　茄子　　

=|HERO|=23nc 发表于 2009-3-27 10:11:20

我记得有个广告是一男的在电视前看球。。女的走过来拆下遥控的电池。。装进机器里开始。。。

=|HERO|=laomi 发表于 2009-3-27 11:15:07

同一个摸多了也没啥意思~

=|HERO|=BaoFeng 发表于 2009-3-27 11:32:02

=UN=CAT 发表于 2009-3-27 14:21:33

我的比那个手感好

2325589 发表于 2009-3-27 14:27:40

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