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发表于 2007-8-7 20:23:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
我现在的配置和《大腕》里的话如出一辙" B# K$ z f# I; p 一定得选最好的主板,雇华硕的设计师,攒就得攒最高档次的机器!CPU最少10核,硬盘最小也得1000G,什么宽带呀,光缆呀,卫星呀能给他接的全给他接上,机器里有立体声,机器外有路由器,机器边站一个英国小秘,穿泳妆,特火辣的那种,一开机,甭管有事儿没事儿都得说may I help you sir ~ ~ ~ ? 一口地道的英国淫妇腔儿,倍儿有感觉!!机器里再装一个交叉火力,显卡用讯景的,一年光电费就得几万美金,再配一个500寸的液晶,二十四小时放片儿,就是一个字儿贵!! 光个螺丝就得花个万八千的!周围的友机不是海盗船就是金士顿,你要是内存少于10G,你都不好意思跟人家打招呼。你说这样的机器,一个件儿你得花多少钱?我觉得怎么着也得两千美金吧!两千美金!?那是成本!四千美金起!你别嫌贵还不打折,你得明白空战王牌的心理,愿意掏两千美金攒机的王牌,根本不在乎再多掏两千,什么叫空战王牌你知道吗? 空战王牌就是买什么东西,都买最贵的不买最好的!所以,我们攒机的口号儿就是,不求最好但求最贵!0 Z3 [' \6 F& m+ P% Y, R2 { + Z8 }8 r$ d/ q+ z2 f; f, r5 E
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发表于 2007-8-7 20:31:45 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-8-7 22:28:01 | 显示全部楼层
扫盲知识,XFX没A卡的,交叉火力是A卡专署,N卡名曰SLI....
, T# v0 X; C; I" i: G: q4 C9 S" z金士顿也能炫耀......换个博帝还差不多
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发表于 2007-8-7 22:29:47 | 显示全部楼层
同LS!
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