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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型/ G( l) S9 |9 `9 V8 C
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视$ B. n) X6 ?9 G4 J0 ]. h
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
$ q, u' @/ h6 s. YHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..9 f. ]) s8 D8 ?: u
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2.无聊型
, E/ P, R8 Z, S- j( d. ]) \4 @I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
) ~ b' w+ t O- I1 Bi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型% U. \& y2 Q) E; M( R y S
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! " l5 e. R* V8 z3 j) O
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
/ ]( z: }8 ~% ^6 @6 Q9 L5 FYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!$ S. _7 F& R1 D+ F* }
(弹回了桌面)
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3 o1 R3 p( M' s, K4 T3 l# wGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!; h: E. N5 ?9 s* k
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4.炫耀型3 D, }3 G; `& `7 q3 x" @1 _0 q
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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+ t2 M4 A9 ~6 t+ K! W2 x2 U, Ii dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
7 k& s8 c6 Q" e我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
! n3 ~7 @% r) L. q9 ^With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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1 C% @# o9 H% I, w; H, Lmasturbate打飞机..
% @$ C( s1 H; x, YMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
. c2 L# a. ]) J8 D8 L' j; VWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼& I) O: c9 B& Y q
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓0 \5 Y0 f3 Y3 c+ I7 c
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
/ x* }' r9 O6 T s/ @+ H& wstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
6 J% a* V# B) v- @- f% d6 Ssing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
) g% p- d/ Q$ o$ n+ w2 l: F还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头0 R1 Y9 U& {9 C' s7 }
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气1 n+ E* d! y( r) ^$ o
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...9 I, _3 i7 v) w
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