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回帖大致分如下几种
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6 k3 S+ z. e( ]' C( `+ z8 _i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视+ f5 q- t. w6 v: M
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
( ]: j2 u* W. O9 E% fHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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f' J) O4 s# sI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
9 Y: M$ Z! Y$ h, g6 I7 Di usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! $ F$ u1 \. H' g/ i$ k% ^3 ^( q- r
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
" @3 Z7 l% Y) u7 u, m- l! O# iYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!, P) F; W1 `! E! o' ^
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!/ x4 s9 { j7 o$ ^2 `5 [
* u' O1 g& p9 |Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料& N. @5 g. N. K% @
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个6 b2 x0 }/ W8 E' \. R( C: s
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick# m) Y/ c9 ^0 H; k; G* C
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
3 w9 Q# a/ z Z: F+ |% zWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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5.BT+JR型
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
* b W* g: I3 X' [When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼3 [/ a% S+ J' G0 |8 q$ y
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
3 Z! |' R: n: ~$ n5 j; ]beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿& {! A K B* B) m( b) X. V K2 y" f) H
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
- r- x5 ]6 |& `' H; y$ P' jsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
/ S, Z( V+ V# L6 K( g8 y( X还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
: @2 O( C6 @: l' j+ T& ?另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气8 O; X" e: J0 Q+ C: s" C
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...4 p' U& u* [2 @7 Z
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