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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型& V: |& Z' s" F3 ~& F3 r* X5 `% _
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
# [$ y# X6 O9 z) u/ F& K& ohope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟4 S2 E6 \3 k& G; c+ y
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..; e( D, ~% X8 z) O4 Z& O& x+ H
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器2 q; e r8 P7 c* x# d6 y4 t
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
' ^) d! G4 R9 d+ Ri kick my computer..我踢我的机子4 R/ d! h6 j" o+ i/ H# f
$ T7 C# k; z. UVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! , Y: D4 l ~3 }
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*. Z" B/ G+ |" q/ |
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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" O9 Q5 R! A5 G你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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+ }/ |5 S* a0 U7 E2 L7 F, D- F3 O1 _$ N/ sGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料3 c2 L5 P3 w+ j; U, S6 [$ r
2 w* u( G; @! p: jSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型' o: b/ I, d& Z2 b0 s
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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! i3 }' x4 K7 b1 H. G4 Bi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick4 r0 \: l3 o5 E8 G
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!$ Y% b3 \2 h0 p0 q; r& @
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
& H6 d8 @" `. t) G# ?& uWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
1 Y R& E0 u" z, a ]scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓# h4 r* r& q/ P( s1 ^
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿7 x- y& b' Q- b Z. w7 T. M
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添5 [7 L- N5 N& i
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
4 }. l. F5 @/ e2 K! ~' {0 e还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
# i' j5 u* J. i8 P1 f) i另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气5 g. X# p3 c: l, L
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...! ] W4 t. ?1 Y
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