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回帖大致分如下几种0 Y/ N) _* a# K: u; _: F
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视* k% s! X; S g
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
, r! t; k" O) \( j0 C D4 UHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..& [) |2 d9 }4 q n2 ^7 `
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2.无聊型
; x( o g# {$ h) GI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..# s( E# N9 }8 q8 `) E g
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器3 j8 { h/ M+ r' H/ a( [
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
$ v# c f; |) L9 h*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
) R8 h8 [0 w1 H/ Q( J0 L6 C bYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!! J( W9 I) c; P/ N% o. i0 \4 G9 h
(弹回了桌面)
: v3 J7 l& ]7 s8 m1 [7 B" V你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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" L* I. f0 I0 R0 WGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料4 u$ p0 j3 }/ x& ~7 t
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型
: Q, p( d; [$ H) ]) h/ Y) b3 Ei eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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% f$ \, P1 ]2 R# i# F" T6 O Oi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
3 u% {* b; c9 R我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
) e/ `2 b( s* Y$ _6 m0 y! |With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等% r* Q) P! m0 N3 N. w* y
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masturbate打飞机..
0 J+ U" A" z/ `0 m& Z+ Y7 NMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
, R5 h, x; z( K, Z9 HWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼+ j2 }& J2 }+ ]4 a( z- J
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓 T9 O5 ~( J4 c& d. Q4 M
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
e$ h4 V# h, V: M: B" Qstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
% G. q, H+ s4 Csing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉5 ?/ s1 \0 h" P
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头6 j2 J. G8 t! {2 ^* z9 p5 G
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气$ M: b: t4 o7 v$ A: y4 f5 N
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9 b7 T4 |9 w' A B- f( x8 V1 ^, [1 P暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...7 l" D: q$ a; J1 e% s
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