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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型
2 J4 w4 f! U! Y2 E( D$ j/ U) b. Ti wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
4 C8 l- d8 g$ e0 r; g/ S Vhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
' ^9 A, j% S1 c* P' m& `: e' `Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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6 P( n' e% A; {! ]/ q2.无聊型, y5 q5 L& H3 ?& a0 l) M. a+ I- v
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..7 D6 c$ ]/ z" w2 H5 W
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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1 t! W3 o6 n; z1 a) w3.抱怨+愤怒型
`3 y$ x( N# vi kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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6 o* @3 h- C! uVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!& T- G( S( j5 g1 ?0 l
(弹回了桌面)
) k' ]! w* K: Y你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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- M8 l" M1 K8 W7 c) X; n: k2 o6 cGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料8 W' a, [7 f- _2 _: [
$ N/ V3 L, ?9 y' W) |0 l: g* ]2 ZSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!% s6 H* |; B% C! J. G, G
8 f" o; p6 ^9 w; j6 L( k4.炫耀型
; z* E9 ?" f" r, m% q s, u2 d! W5 Ei eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个; a$ b% o4 `; n$ w
; R1 w) `; V/ S5 P6 f7 X7 F; Q! wi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick- m5 X, t# j. ]% V* m
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!; H: ? G3 d8 ]2 j2 u5 U# J
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..
5 e# ^& j$ c2 O# a2 G! }0 hMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
3 P3 J! h, ^7 ?$ MWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
9 a1 h( f; T# f. M8 z" Q2 y5 d$ }0 ~scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
" ]8 b. z/ N! S6 a( qbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿5 C1 S2 q( Q: q1 G
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添' ]7 Z4 l" F) ?$ \9 d% m3 k4 U
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉+ F2 N R1 J( ]) U3 n
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
8 z9 k0 K. D: i另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气2 @; w# @% r- Q! H
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6 k; S1 p' M, b0 B8 _3 w暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...- ?# X+ p- c' j& i
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