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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型
6 l& J+ _" w q6 m( U4 ]+ _i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视" U& N+ H9 M: a9 `
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
6 k# [& _* Z, g4 ?. MHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..- Y; |4 Q5 L0 P1 [, N
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! [* M) m1 o, X7 S1 t, kI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..' i" z/ x T6 y% x
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型( o" u. H. s6 ~! v F D' R' R
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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# t7 @0 ]# j# U, ^. b( ZVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ( _* h, C$ w P( B$ e1 e( X0 d
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*: F0 K4 u# p3 d; X. t/ ~' K
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!; X8 ?0 s3 u4 d d: \
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!3 L) t% b, e9 H, z* K+ U6 n
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4.炫耀型
- x8 [0 h0 O/ [- Si eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个, E' Y, | _' m2 m6 I4 c
* \2 p) b' f% c# x8 P# Qi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick' _/ M7 s# O, y1 c
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!: ]* {. {1 K$ Y( ]0 m
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等9 _1 o t( S1 ~9 K( q! A! K
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5.BT+JR型
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
/ x$ c7 A' P$ m0 \% E7 tWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼9 h# j* M3 Z. F2 T7 w% r
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
' h7 m: N2 M; K& |2 x2 O7 {' Lbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
1 M" B) u& ?: G2 A. i( ]9 y6 B3 {+ i& istick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添# f: F; E# ?, _3 p( C5 `, u3 }
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉5 R3 e% S' A5 B0 b7 R" G
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头) O$ j- S, D7 C6 f1 E( O/ ^; j
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...7 t0 {6 \4 d/ q5 y4 u% C
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