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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视( s& N# G& g# W `
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
' ~7 H: { Q$ h0 B6 X( pHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..3 |( b8 }( b4 v) t. U5 c
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& ] K; [/ ~+ E$ W9 O$ q9 K SI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
& U! M1 t" X& O7 F2 h6 `i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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0 Y/ w! y- ~9 x. Z/ A) e5 Ri kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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; C3 @5 e5 }- ]( S/ LVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! * N% P0 f* v# U# i
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
0 X5 I! v9 r% s) o0 |" E( dYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!; O7 q/ G) B5 {% e3 X2 t( T
/ X4 h/ r9 q4 L/ DGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料( E; J8 C+ Y4 f$ o b$ N8 R1 v
1 I+ k8 G( ]8 |% b! ^9 H. H( TSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个2 R) I/ I3 M/ r# i. g
$ A; a# y+ k6 f. hi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
( _0 P; a) Z5 ]9 |6 [7 P }) U ]我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!5 g- p9 H Q2 T6 B7 F
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..
, \* w5 t# d7 S2 QMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..* ], s4 G9 x) j& ~( B! D7 S$ ~
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼" D% N# e8 ^9 `, r
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
, ~; i" w4 f5 O" h( J$ _beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
( M* ^; _* o |8 ~- W, Z/ astick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添% i# P9 j' k* P: T7 Q4 M
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉( Q0 o! l, q; g! C) g0 U, j# a' W
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
+ d* D5 }: G1 m" x, N另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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