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回帖大致分如下几种
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4 G- n$ o1 @' E d& v1.老实型
% V0 [7 r) |5 k3 I: ^) vi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
4 t+ y1 B0 K3 r& s5 Khope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟+ N1 k, ?' U; W+ k6 Q+ ]" u" j7 y
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..) v3 N) |. E! L/ t& t& R( s
6 X$ K7 K) i7 d$ C( v2.无聊型
8 c( ^! O2 @ k( f7 Y5 ?$ ^I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
, H) y, x8 ^2 F1 x. J! R6 g! ci usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子; p8 H8 c; q" s; R# q, N- |4 ?
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!/ R0 i$ G3 z& D. W8 I
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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" h. L# z4 K+ fGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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7 y+ m( _" [- D: }3 `8 ei dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等6 x/ u8 B2 g2 H7 k8 D: X" m: D0 o3 H
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masturbate打飞机..
# ?7 f) m: h9 |: A0 hMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..) s2 m# L5 |7 p+ ^5 P+ t& z0 f
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
$ g& S6 F) _ Q/ i5 N+ `" wscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓6 j( A9 V; e0 v- t% j4 y
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
`& z- C- i, R j, N, G" P6 }# dstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
& J" k' w9 _! b. K$ D! asing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉3 ?. F7 M- D! A$ e
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头/ o& K+ w- k9 Y$ l" s* O0 s( k; Z
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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