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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型0 g1 B, E, Z% i" F/ ~
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视' R- c5 Y; v1 q& R7 B( r$ f" {
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟+ \( \: ~, B/ D
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型3 x7 R. b' |# e% K! K% p Z
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..8 f4 _ _* d! k& b& m& K2 `: M9 X5 c
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器) m: E8 t6 e% ^+ S8 ]
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
$ i0 b; M% E$ |( I: V1 r5 di kick my computer..我踢我的机子) |' y; X: o0 J, S
2 |' c- c& |& [1 [VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
6 L8 g$ P+ y4 b$ _9 g8 ?8 ?*brrrrrrrrrr crash*1 G. s7 e& s) _- I( _
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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! X- w2 t6 }; ]( T" i你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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7 l3 {" I% W- Y4 V% o7 kGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!9 m3 v/ Z0 x% H& U# Z! ^
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个, n2 t: i, y' q# r3 ?
9 R3 V; L) b" }1 ^i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick8 z# o1 J& D/ j. ]" }
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!+ T% C& a' z5 i- A
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等6 L; ?0 [! O$ _$ {, u; F$ C: ?
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" u/ F5 w% S$ O A D/ Tmasturbate打飞机..2 n2 O. X# s! J
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了... T7 C1 s- ^& G* v( d8 I
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
1 u' W) q( x; I8 Y* _; uscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓0 b" B% D& ?: M2 j- d) b0 N
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
" [) C: z# }, A0 w& c! d7 g! H$ ustick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添7 f8 S( a1 b/ z" e K; p
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
% ]! @) n6 p) ~还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
! ~7 N+ b8 N6 `, j另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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0 i% c; _( L9 k! @暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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