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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
2 m2 a; ~6 r' Ehope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
& s. s! z: O9 r( L3 H3 a& @Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..$ v0 S: m7 h5 M8 r, z
7 D; S8 I1 Y# o2.无聊型
# {( D* s# c3 ZI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..2 j: [% A" L$ f5 o/ `
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器. S9 q. J7 Q- q+ f$ B9 o5 J( P, Y& Y
]4 d! T7 W) Q2 x* L; y2 t3.抱怨+愤怒型
7 }/ [7 C v- H6 o9 r& u8 B5 `i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! / q1 P2 _1 H& p. n" u# J$ r' K+ R
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
- y, ]6 d8 a% p9 s: X! c; }/ W/ ?, O1 AYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
% V& k7 f4 s/ a; H { o( Q(弹回了桌面)
# r9 W/ D# ]# i- @4 b你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!' ~8 T: ~8 h& y0 v. p2 {
' Z$ @) P5 j h8 j9 GGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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! {6 N- m$ D5 ^# l1 |6 qSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!, Z8 D. J2 y" P: L, o
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+ o4 b2 L5 Z6 U" bi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick' `& V' ?( v& K( ~4 {; {# E
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
, o& Q4 h/ u9 x( ^+ ^With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等( J; K' E8 J1 V+ x
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masturbate打飞机..+ \: Y, I% L' v# Y) h! O
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
; {$ c5 M }* Y& uWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼* N, g( l3 ]. Q) _4 L
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
( K+ K' U/ W7 Cbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
/ t( Q, ^) z" e& C, mstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
5 K1 p5 c* y3 Tsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉5 q; E# G% c/ t" B
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
% K7 D: I+ r- v+ A另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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1 ?5 ?! g( x% ]" B& q+ s: h+ I暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...3 O; f" E+ Y, t# K! L
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