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- l5 [ ]5 v( K! ^8 T/ K* fi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视1 e- ` A7 J% c3 r
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟, v$ U5 T" P) U* r3 {. f
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..( T" y/ a$ H6 a
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..3 C: d( O' |( E* b g) d Y: @ p
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子0 S+ f0 k5 b8 L7 X
2 o) v) H, a& M) z0 {% }VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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/ M0 F; ]" B- Q6 M; \8 f& \Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!+ S' O! k( h* S; b" w
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个3 ~# Q7 y2 L! g7 }* f' l% V
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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0 s4 B/ H d/ t: E! F7 z% KWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..
2 l* }9 |( f: a p: T% uMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..& W' h9 ~; b2 P+ q$ J* I8 S
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼5 v. e9 Z5 o+ T( d: K8 Y) M& {
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓8 B! I: [1 \2 _0 L' t/ e
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
6 T K* O0 q6 V1 L7 o5 |stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
: t$ g4 u+ e7 ]$ osing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
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另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...) |% f+ w4 M' o3 G6 p
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