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: q2 R- @& Q. ^/ s8 y5 ki wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
$ f* E s% a6 q% F+ i, E- C' G" Nhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
8 S! D I& u6 l1 w' @9 W% `Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..# j& f& G; y9 B$ d; w
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器2 l: M0 o) ?) `. e1 G$ C7 \- O
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子, L& f4 }$ N5 k# Y9 m
" N+ R3 R' h; U! O& ]& P- ?' }& GVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
$ u/ s7 V- u# W& o(弹回了桌面)
1 R% D) B# r' g( E你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!3 J! k, W9 c7 F
" W- j8 t( K& h. N8 L" P/ eGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料) a5 c/ M; D9 p/ v
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick8 A: y. g+ z9 ?' g# r2 B O* w
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!. s3 i3 c+ w9 T4 z1 a8 U# w. a: `
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
2 o. i% @9 x* E8 [When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
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beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
* R- K' g' ^# R# @/ n- ^+ a1 S0 _stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添* [9 \ Q0 l' j H
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉 Z2 U/ Q+ m5 e/ R. j* K
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头, h" T+ q0 P! n) Z$ ~+ w
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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