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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
6 v& v- ?" h/ f4 Lhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟$ u% @4 h/ i7 G/ @) ^
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型
8 p! U+ F0 F( D2 w1 bI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..+ M- w- z# u" y O& a2 Y
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 7 |% g7 ~' L1 R3 Z" m% `
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*4 L" l, m& l8 V4 l
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!7 j1 d" e2 L* d# @
(弹回了桌面)
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料- L, \- |8 |3 ^6 K4 s5 R. C: [
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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9 {# d/ \6 ~+ e. A& D4 x ni eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个 t& ?7 P, P& b, }- w% t
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick* o/ }4 q! e2 q+ k
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!5 ?3 ^1 |- T, x$ o* q! n
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等0 @! V4 J7 D% a# n; W& E
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..4 C: q* a& k, b' |4 w7 P
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼. q$ E7 R7 o2 Q; U, N
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
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stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
, P- j% g$ P! u( N Msing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉4 T b9 B9 X4 Q5 h7 p
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头1 R4 u& W) @* E% ~; y: O
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气, y& N5 v. M/ T: M. E0 ]4 l
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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