|
回帖大致分如下几种) c1 D; H2 F+ ]+ K) V2 O
* q, Z; ~( F7 J& g3 O6 D: h9 b1.老实型
s7 I; U( P. F, j# C H+ Xi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
5 b/ s0 {# r& A! S6 T* |hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
; Y1 r d( S- a5 q- v5 lHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.." O5 }: J5 t" x3 G$ W( F
; v; Z2 E# P6 X! T5 G, J9 ]
2.无聊型
- f% s: Q& i% c6 b7 O" ]. {I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
- n- T6 X$ T8 d9 a2 Ji usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
5 n' J2 s4 z% B+ ~& M& W4 a- m/ I
5 h) n: ^- f9 m; a+ B. S3.抱怨+愤怒型
) m |/ L, |, K# Vi kick my computer..我踢我的机子
1 N8 R' P6 ?! f# w) g5 o* r, J7 v! b
" S& \( s) T% a- W# X* [, oVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
4 i- V% j& L/ D2 @# a, x$ p*brrrrrrrrrr crash*# J9 k) v+ c! H
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!& _; F- J8 ?( ?
(弹回了桌面)6 d. W' E# L' v6 [% S9 x. p9 y/ Q
你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
/ n! t( |! a }' `# ^
. }# l ~& }3 `7 i2 F' gGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
, [% ]5 t" S1 ?# D! E- d7 e0 ]* W; G
: m8 c# S6 p7 w2 v: e* @Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!: o6 c' X. C6 ?9 [1 W) U$ \
: _6 u7 x8 ~% x q! u# }! |4.炫耀型
1 S6 Q# s2 @3 X3 E) Q" J6 bi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个, I) ~8 d2 j3 E& v# C. W: J4 T8 ]: e
) R6 I: g6 T- L8 m* v
i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
; h; [6 Z# n0 J; ~* F: G* f H我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
5 s5 h$ u, N9 i: `; c2 ?6 `! aWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等8 _: X+ t% d3 {0 n4 j0 l
. m0 S. k6 h4 ~" s5 E0 }5.BT+JR型
, T; Z0 x* O* L8 U, T; _- c) W" rmasturbate打飞机..
5 P( ?) l1 g) M* ^# sMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..! K7 A- K9 E' T2 S' I4 U7 L
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
9 o. u t% a& K4 U x6 Nscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓( d' |# f: m2 l: r0 x
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
- P/ b4 ^5 e; b0 @* _stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
$ Z+ p# G. s. M% q* @. y2 [0 Ksing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉' h$ l' _) S, S+ }# K$ L
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头5 u" [- o# I' H3 N2 }9 x
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气+ R6 K+ Y8 F7 Z/ L5 W; g- B
, M+ j- p; G" x. H! s! }( J! U
! w5 ^! \$ v) m* i5 M& ^ & k& n2 r+ i) \+ m! }/ W3 I
R, ~$ }1 K6 F; g7 p' p* f- l, z# S
暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...8 O+ d, M7 R8 W$ `% [
) \& T( L U- Q9 ^7 ]/ z. e |
|