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回帖大致分如下几种9 D+ N8 p2 D, w, \ q( N
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视0 _- }) J0 H! E4 Q2 C. j
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟; |5 l5 ?; E/ m+ p+ G! y
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..4 d! H. X" N, Q" Y: a' W1 p
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器, F8 ^2 [; {" M4 Y4 Q
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' K) X, N; q6 R+ @" M& ~* wi kick my computer..我踢我的机子5 ^. |% i% d5 ~+ J3 F, C: s2 _
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! . \ n3 G2 {3 T7 y, r" K1 I( k/ e' `! O
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*0 |: R7 h9 w+ T5 u
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!" ]. I* p* s; j$ C0 M( x' D) [
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!* P% K# K- Y' k9 v4 R6 V4 W
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4.炫耀型
( p" K9 p% U8 g" ei eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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' q/ d7 X4 L" ?* e$ [i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick k+ f" `; }+ @) ]$ q! B: h: y7 J
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!0 P! _; F- n) a1 O. ]
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等& n$ U7 L' o. t ]' x
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
( u* H1 g/ p2 T7 ]: R- O. [$ MWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
. M# M L; ? e& vscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓$ g# r4 L. ~! F4 h/ _. @
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿3 |7 U$ H+ P7 X( a" Y
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
1 w2 j; y8 b: y; O! Rsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉6 S: j+ } y& D0 T) F
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
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