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回帖大致分如下几种
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5 _% U e0 o. m$ ^" y1.老实型
: ^/ z: X0 U0 ], ci wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
* E- F4 ~6 p( Nhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟$ p. E! \. Y+ o: J
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型
7 M" W0 A+ r8 e v: T" F- @I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
: U# { ^7 D. l5 hi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子 A: Y3 Z$ \/ M! j
* t, C/ I, V3 W0 P* uVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!4 _- D3 Z, E: V8 Q$ I$ ^! \2 _0 P( A
(弹回了桌面)
$ f" s5 C4 o/ O3 H, W- I) j你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料" d& K2 G* b) I/ u, }
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!/ \+ l/ e) F7 K2 V0 n6 E
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4.炫耀型
1 `* S0 E/ G" ]( t: @: xi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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4 h5 h. w k( l1 P& t* zi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick, s" K. r+ T+ `; N
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
# J. }4 G, \( L0 F) C+ ^5 k7 l3 o jWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
2 U( U* V4 m! ~3 f/ zWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼3 n7 A9 t( x! }) N7 y/ r. G. S
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓9 A3 f1 B9 {7 H% v! g8 P. l; V
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿8 k; d* R8 n0 S4 @+ | j) u( ^
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添& P# N( O8 u9 L; P
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
1 h4 X# T3 E# v还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头1 B' S2 _6 ?2 Z i+ d" O
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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