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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
! }4 I+ x; y# B1 f2 uhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
3 W# K, e& @/ Z/ y, rHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..7 `- T& w3 y' q$ \
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..9 o1 b1 a n& A: \
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
4 p9 j8 {' K6 n7 W1 Ci kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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4 U3 ~6 g+ |7 |* T* MVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 1 f, x8 s/ H3 u; o
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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6 O3 [- B* `- U! `$ v+ UGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个3 \- ~9 L# ^# c9 b; x! M
5 g! x: g) e4 {$ k$ i( b* wi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick$ x# k6 z/ [" D; n8 |7 e
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
5 P5 p7 d6 ?) l$ t: M9 i' a# w) ^With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等. k3 i* W1 ?; A
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masturbate打飞机..& b( D; w( T3 U) d, P2 @
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..: f6 ^5 M9 L6 f, b6 U
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼, @6 l1 J2 {( E' i
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓 U/ z) c0 a8 n6 y I* p
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
- s* G m* ^2 W% W8 K6 bstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
# c8 X/ C( @9 Y- g4 m1 E; Hsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉4 n$ f2 v8 X$ d9 {6 ^* T9 L u
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头) w& W, q: k7 a. ^0 s
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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