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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视7 D' y$ P# _, \; A
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟' l/ C2 c, z3 r1 D0 t; d7 j! {
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
2 E* A# N- y1 ^! v0 ]i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型& M( L. [4 h; U* k9 a
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! & s. C9 o5 I1 p w3 d7 ]7 i" Q5 Z
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*( [) A4 d- R3 z2 K. o+ B& J
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!+ e# c4 J+ {4 ^2 p6 E. l
(弹回了桌面)
k7 p* Y! R, @9 T你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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2 }; G g* c. y* j8 uGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!+ g5 X; P- o: g& f) O% C- d4 ~
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6 R& z4 A6 m: u$ n0 t# i qi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick- U5 Z: h- c! P# i5 l4 `* i
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
9 Y2 {6 P# {" S/ cWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..
- |5 I/ t1 i( z' }My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
( }- D8 F& ^' p% p f0 F' zWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
4 F/ W8 N3 Q$ f6 P) nscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
" g' q2 p% x3 N- Mbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿4 C: ^/ e8 k# z( e" e; |
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
! ?3 @# A4 j7 D/ a& A- e! t( b; {# Wsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉1 a& Z' t9 e, Y3 [* I
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
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3 ]5 ]! ~( \" }暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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