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回帖大致分如下几种
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+ ]6 M; M: R) w5 `i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
- s m6 }, l* N" H* K6 `hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
+ A/ S3 l& {# ^8 v6 VHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..+ F; S7 W" g8 T% U
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2.无聊型
0 e# d& v" I, b+ [- | uI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..4 ^4 B* F# K8 D
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器6 y/ y! f2 X" X/ b+ V. l; Y
& Q1 Q! E! P5 V- H, ~; w3.抱怨+愤怒型, R( G" n3 l3 m3 f* @# J
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 0 m# B) e6 d N: e; Y5 ~ M- ^
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
n8 P* u. U) M L! I$ jYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!# o' Y, C; \9 v
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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. L& `" B+ ?) c* k1 eGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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8 N& {1 I$ m- m, Q9 SSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!) O2 z8 P% b4 W1 B
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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0 I3 z* S5 O6 A4 W* vi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick( @* E& z+ [$ o' ]
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!9 `7 n( o! N/ ] m8 w
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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7 M1 z. g$ C7 u/ z4 ?masturbate打飞机..
3 V+ F: r, A1 J# o# i5 }, k2 ^' V3 g9 C5 EMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..7 t7 `! n4 A7 K# [2 i9 p% K% [3 ~- Y
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼: D; ?3 X- A- E: r6 E" B* |
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓; v% K' k2 e0 V6 k" J. S
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
4 d! X) Z& S$ R2 \$ r) n" Cstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
4 N* W6 H- p" g" P6 p9 x* L+ asing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉3 O7 e8 j% d" d% L
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
% {, |& a. X' F" |# k- F+ v另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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9 r; Y7 O% @* X暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...& `# }3 [+ n& T4 ?+ n
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