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2 x/ A8 Z, l: A M: a: Pi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
- M- E5 e' v8 G$ V# T: ]hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
! q# W4 n& T, X+ ^0 JHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.., Q8 e2 l) K& L
5 V% r# P9 ?! x; Z2.无聊型& _5 ~! O0 F0 x) d' q, p3 t
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..* X& q" M: |7 I7 V+ b
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器" `- ~* p6 o, u5 g7 }
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
" M5 O' j- a: P: i8 t c, r# L1 g5 W5 [i kick my computer..我踢我的机子' H+ U7 r4 z# T7 `
" G; S" k9 s# _; Q/ t% ^: {9 SVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 5 c" W$ T5 c/ q B- }
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
% @( t; G" g! CYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!- G& C1 x# E% K6 N
(弹回了桌面)
2 o, G1 s* j0 t, F1 N' s你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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h5 z/ K h7 O2 YGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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+ M( Z3 f3 w) T, o# u9 k7 |& ^Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个; p' x2 K8 k; e; F6 F% ~
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8 p, H/ P3 D/ |: ^. R6 i- M6 F; m我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
9 K6 w h0 n8 X9 R/ z! K: H+ E) IWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..+ w3 ^- W6 z" b7 t: d1 i( F
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
; \2 P- ?; d rWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼5 k* k3 X: p/ |4 ?/ d8 n; ^
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
1 A+ {9 z, M: O! w5 l/ Vbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿2 }( b, Q7 h6 R( F: C: p; G
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添% u& O# C' |/ _
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉0 t8 o( d* D' `3 v0 k2 A5 Z& x6 j
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
. \3 p7 m% X# _另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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0 V' @- | l! f6 l! f9 [7 f暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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