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回帖大致分如下几种1 ~) y5 e5 E. b
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1.老实型: _* K! o& n4 u. W
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
3 I2 i3 G- K$ }0 z% k. `hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
6 m' ^( A! B! d; X: k. tHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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: |$ p7 G+ l) b2 b# Z) JI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
9 K& V1 k2 M8 s& Pi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型4 O4 k, d/ z- H' n! D' h2 ]
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ( q% u7 j: U N
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
) t7 P3 {" `7 X9 }, }YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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. m) j* |% H; z4 S z8 cGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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4 Q; L% R; J; R' M& ySit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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9 p m& T+ U7 S# h& c+ i! g4 h4.炫耀型
( v4 n3 ]& s* d% |' ki eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!0 h; v ~/ J1 U+ j: b
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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5.BT+JR型
: D" L* j+ D- N% Z. D' c" r) Xmasturbate打飞机..
3 H+ U K$ Q& r! U$ U; nMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..% V, i# l/ y2 F3 e O. N
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
8 m" P# R9 I, Q& N$ {, `scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓0 C+ G3 s! M- u9 k6 P% e6 y
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿- |+ o3 Q* `5 \4 O9 z' Q% e* o/ Y
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
0 b2 h+ b- j& i' `8 Using opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
; b' _ D$ h$ P* {还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
' M" V+ o3 d: E; f7 s, V另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气. H, Z0 {! e# s+ ~2 |
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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