老外论坛热贴:你在进入游戏loading的时候做什么

rpdgeorge

回帖大致分如下几种 r# G0 K% _, j1 u6 Q5 _ 1.老实型 + v/ c/ }3 {' p7 s/ [- Ji wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视 hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟 6 S. Z" t$ L( dHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.. + }+ X7 o- }- z7 k+ _, q# H1 O2.无聊型 I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿.. i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器 ! w5 Z% h5 u& v/ p6 T$ y* d - b, S8 _* S& U! \+ | K- T3.抱怨+愤怒型 9 h$ Z3 j3 x+ c& W M0 c5 [# Vi kick my computer..我踢我的机子 4 c6 F# o, H o# B3 c6 f3 f. H" MVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! *brrrrrrrrrr crash* " X( S1 _( v% q; f5 PYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!! . X7 T" F( b0 ?8 ~) c. U* }# V$ l& s; X9 {(弹回了桌面) 你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!! 0 J( l0 T: h: E7 a* Z4 g Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料 , \3 ?: m/ [% S1 t9 R' ? U ( W1 g; U1 z' T! }& LSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证! # N2 U# C! t) f/ P; X! r/ b4.炫耀型 7 a6 V: ~- O3 Z* ui eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个 i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick 8 @1 \6 C0 `1 C5 K我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快! With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等 9 \3 c. q5 i, c3 i5.BT+JR型 ( t& C- Y" ?: V- P4 [masturbate打飞机.. # @9 G1 _9 X, M) d0 u3 m9 [& Z$ I M* \My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了.. ' b. @9 _, o( }* VWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼 " O. Z, v# B6 F# }" }* b W* hscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓 beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿 stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添 7 V5 T- ~7 A1 c6 T7 o; jsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉 6 T! u+ A; g+ q* c* H还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头 另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气 7 g# ^, [% l) ? - X$ m2 e; X- Q! ~暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...

XT-Alen

抽根烟或者去嘘嘘

=|HERO|=DCCS

哇,连这都有(把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添)

=|HERO|=YE@BF2

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rpdgeorge

老头属于没创意型...老实人

=|HERO|=FoX-1

站起来,放个屁坐下...
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开始虐人..................

rpdgeorge

原帖由 =|HERO|=FoX-1 于 2006-10-22 18:47 发表
$ }6 Z- K' z2 [/ f& C站起来,放个屁坐下...

, }& n; l3 P" `3 Q# d, `6 r点 进入游戏
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开始虐人..................

有重复...
what? all 20 seconds of loading time.
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& [) G% \6 m5 }& [0 ~' r! O3 ~6 r什么?不就20秒时间么..我..呃..放个p

=|HERO|=dingo

把JJ插进自己的菊花里

=|HERO|=laomi

抽烟罗，然后意淫下，这一局肯定偶素第一了。

=|HERO|=Call120

一般会赶快奔WC一下清空内存..准备屠杀........
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偶尔会奔出去买包烟.....闪电速度回来...基本好了..

=|HERO|=HAYATO

用maxtor6y160Lo的年代－loading时我在洗澡
用7200.10的年代，loading我在想上来要不要去抢敌人的飞机

rpdgeorge

热贴貌似被冷落了...露过一记

[RF]B-52

漫长的等待

=|HERO|=BORA

我就盯着屏幕看，看看它慢慢转