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回帖大致分如下几种' G8 o0 Q' w; M+ `+ f
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视: }' F& w) r2 t8 [
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
' T7 ?3 Z# U# sHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型
2 _& O+ X! {! g' n+ j1 zI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..* [4 O/ d' V5 [! k; q5 U5 g: W
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器6 |3 k8 {1 R$ _) j5 k3 k% c
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3.抱怨+愤怒型+ h( h* q- Y$ k: y
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子: X& k: x3 @2 O% J/ _ O
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 4 l* P: r$ F/ Z& u$ p- \" o
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
! Q7 K# v9 E d8 O: JYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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/ u# i5 I+ }( N! n8 K; J" }Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型4 G! \3 B0 Z. z; m
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个! |6 J3 J! B( a2 z: b- c
; ~: \, a1 U8 }1 Ii dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick. h F2 ~. W2 l5 y
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!8 Z }2 y( A P5 k- T. Q
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等2 D. }& t' D: o. Y; M r/ L0 z4 W: t
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masturbate打飞机..* _, f1 |1 t/ H
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..5 D4 L7 b2 C0 w# a M
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼# W) F v7 A+ z4 j% m+ w
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓* g, Q: Q0 ]: \ J7 @0 z$ l- @
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿& q, I5 j5 N, X- ^1 s) A4 q
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
* G5 p- g* |& ]9 }, E0 [sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
! E ~( C- o% L. W4 y' o还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头: u1 i, [+ x; O. s- ~+ _
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气( a8 ]5 g$ p O- v" g
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: @, T/ ?; t$ w1 {暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...! Y$ e9 p. w, T
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