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回帖大致分如下几种 O4 F( i7 e( k7 r
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1.老实型: }8 A; G2 ^% D" }& s L2 G
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视* o" L9 n' E$ I" s n" Q/ h: e
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟: f7 ]6 K% Z9 f; t8 h
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
/ @ x9 E3 ]; b* U' v8 f |i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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# z5 m7 `% S- L/ b4 jVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!/ O) M& F# `% r/ u) K" l0 H2 t/ I, ?
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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: Z( C |. w. bGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!( b4 B! J* P3 k$ h9 Z
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4.炫耀型
" x" Q- r8 E7 A8 h7 W6 V, Mi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个3 p" P; r) V- ~! k0 Q6 Y
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick; ]8 ?2 K$ t( }/ r
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
9 o& {8 @9 A+ F$ yWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..- I: C: n/ j$ j; d
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..% g- c# }( r/ n+ ?7 a/ A
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
M, ^$ C: T8 `$ l$ b6 rscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓6 c$ h& r2 Z4 A. V/ U
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿/ F0 v) m3 k3 O
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添" D8 i0 E1 @& _3 P# @
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉3 a5 G; K; I/ @0 S
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头( }9 T7 k, Y4 E; I% I
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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