|
|
|
回帖大致分如下几种" ]+ B9 _ O- [% K& v# d( x; [
4 p' I0 G0 ]% o1.老实型2 |% `' O: N" k: L/ Z
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
. \! ?! q8 X% i& Thope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
0 E: `7 s- ~( P0 _# }9 R+ F" n6 eHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
6 Z/ J$ i# w* c! H) y + h7 T t2 f- N3 I
2.无聊型
3 x; P1 s2 V/ h- l6 w/ v+ J* m7 zI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿... C, x0 v/ S% }; A3 c0 U: e( {% D
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
) D, x: W2 s, n6 n7 I6 z! R8 w$ L
$ C0 ?+ O; O3 Y3.抱怨+愤怒型! w h; j8 M. u/ k S8 M2 Q5 j
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
, k- \1 c7 b# F 9 |! L& ?* D2 R0 @3 @+ y
VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
+ C8 m0 a2 d5 d) e& H*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
) U+ o" u0 e! B' eYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
9 o5 n# U& w! l% Y(弹回了桌面)
% V! A6 o4 j: c( [6 C你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!7 C; a( p" R. L0 b% Z
$ a$ B- D, x9 J4 v* A/ PGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料& }% P/ O8 e0 J# Q* o
& @- Y1 g% y7 cSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!: b$ B; Z }: \. `
3 h- ^: R: I6 Z& \! f0 a- ^4.炫耀型9 \' v% R0 L' T; Z$ n0 o- E
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个; z; M [ Q. q& J+ I! r
/ o6 b8 u! |6 Y' I. R' s1 ci dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
: P# p# ]0 g" _4 e* O1 q* K我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!: T4 f& y. W' q3 W- |8 ^! U
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
& r; H# _; D1 ~; I% P. e * ?: M' c4 d8 U U! ]
5.BT+JR型
4 `/ }1 b* R9 T7 k6 p, I2 dmasturbate打飞机..
# K! {1 s4 @/ [0 F- MMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..3 F, y, g2 k& a$ q5 A- i
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼4 H* B8 I2 ?/ |6 l2 i
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓6 X% K& g. b% ~+ }; d( x
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
7 T) Y; X9 K0 G! d/ b Wstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
% e @1 E1 m) G, |. S1 Vsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉( L# @. Q$ z4 V( Q! H. G8 _
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头4 K3 m# p: J' h7 s( o$ o2 K2 L' W
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气. m1 o; \2 \3 i6 _* c' j, T4 x- p
; T5 O( z* u Q2 P6 e
2 c5 d0 ~& S' e7 ? 8 G) t" F# [( U5 o
+ [. j/ L; [% G5 Q; j
暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的..." F {. X4 i+ ^/ \
9 `6 p1 Q3 `: T0 [( z" O' ~, n |
|