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1.老实型
2 g% [4 H9 K: Z7 a6 a7 _9 y9 vi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
N+ P+ l4 u: W1 }hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟* B, y; {- \3 F& `7 r
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.. R6 T$ u: l! I
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, i; r6 w/ ~" k9 N2 fI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
. f6 q- ?+ X3 Z4 yi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器4 I0 F/ D+ @8 _' e; u9 P! l( }
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
" [ @$ }2 X* u- d& r1 u( o- k1 ji kick my computer..我踢我的机子+ Y) Y" c/ f5 {" t0 M6 g3 O
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!4 j) `0 `/ t ?; {6 v3 _
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!- w& \5 ^; J4 ]: S* c( a' x% ^
h5 h: u3 d$ U+ }2 P1 R1 W. @Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!! V; H5 y3 K* y5 b
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' @# b4 _5 N; D: e3 q* V& R0 ii eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
3 {. ~/ [8 E) V$ d- R: Y* F2 e我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
, T- K( B$ C: ?+ W+ l, g) @With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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+ @' {$ p) w0 @- b3 D" ~. d0 l# Fmasturbate打飞机..
) S1 y- A3 N5 E( R4 W5 Q) a( v; `My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了... K/ o9 u& P4 t0 U
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
' o, J7 q# } O" X3 |) Sscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓5 g) O1 {2 f/ p( w! y$ P+ s9 l- T
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿( h( Z$ V6 ]& G
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
! B. s3 J6 y: k, D' d6 |sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉5 d$ `& E8 N6 k# C; a
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
3 {4 j A& r, F. Z$ J另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气3 p; A0 g* r& z; Z# v+ m
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