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1.老实型% T( s+ b- y2 E& k" l9 n. d7 K7 F
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
$ u4 @& m( h1 L8 y) phope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟3 O% j8 _7 s+ l) n, S5 S4 ^
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..0 W0 h. h: M4 c4 q( C$ ?3 K
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
" G' [9 ?0 t8 C9 ]" G+ Li kick my computer..我踢我的机子7 X, `. Q( N; J9 l: |0 B
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ( q6 e6 J1 R3 F! Z2 ?
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
$ {/ C% |8 ]9 w+ S$ _- [6 W% b& kYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!" M; A4 p0 h5 j' D
(弹回了桌面)
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料& ?5 h& T `6 D4 H% R) H
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!3 p6 q* m- O. x) i5 @4 A
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个6 u7 s0 h) l9 F0 k1 W8 ?' k- G5 P
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
2 r: `- h) o$ A+ R* yWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
- g* b) V( M( P* d5 _0 Y% u' Lscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓) @3 M, t, Q% ]9 Q5 w6 T
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
; s& s' R$ d" N! V6 }stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
3 x0 p# ^# x5 msing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
8 s7 V% g; T4 Z) A. @8 p* M还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头; X3 z( h5 U4 N; ?' }/ Y: v2 H
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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