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回帖大致分如下几种
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. p, p# B- |3 K8 `1 T( vi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
2 s' q) R' Z7 ^! x2 L! Hhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
4 V/ U- X5 r, G' l+ n& ~Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..- N* ^: X" C/ Z" ?
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/ Q* T& U. L% T! D* {; ^1 @: EI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..9 V' n$ M, I2 a# z0 T
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器 z8 l/ c6 K3 }+ }3 X+ Y
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
9 X' Y$ r9 M: p$ y' ri kick my computer..我踢我的机子) M5 A4 k; b. ~+ v3 d/ k2 f
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
7 a$ j5 J, a0 |$ K*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
5 W) ^/ X# ~; Q7 C+ m+ U; mYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!# v( H; a. }% E. b! Q
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!% g$ Q+ d9 d1 b Z$ r3 d" q) _+ q
1 `, F, j5 T9 a2 AGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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& z- U8 {7 t/ h" f) ^0 ^i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
}3 [" m, b+ Z我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
- {8 I9 y" \. Y$ X3 R# l& HWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
$ m; ^, \. P4 h6 M* UWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼) Q& D/ x+ Y0 N1 n/ \& {' G8 v/ U s7 J) g
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓* H V' o1 V4 H4 a) q
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
* b @# B3 g# b6 T0 E$ ~% {. Ystick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
4 y1 f) y. ^+ h! e0 Ksing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉! L% p1 V9 W! W+ z# F
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头# o$ V8 M0 x9 X7 ]; i9 j; L
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气. c1 _5 I: }, D+ I/ m) N
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...; k' Z5 [% a0 j4 i
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