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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视+ O- Y/ `8 c0 X: C q
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
- w7 ]! x4 u: p% p5 q9 p1 ]8 M. EHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..8 _4 {& V7 {1 J6 h
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( a$ ]4 X2 J1 Q3 B1 j9 y; a) ]& bI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
$ S2 A( R. w) S, B, t$ ii usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型: i" G1 [; w" `" Q/ {4 X
i kick my computer..我踢我的机子/ W: _1 l6 p. t" Q5 W
* h( O) e; x. r% xVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
5 U9 O/ V& [1 w# ^(弹回了桌面)
0 K4 Y+ U" v7 o' y9 q8 w你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!' ^2 e) e6 Q) }# d- M e3 O h
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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4.炫耀型9 { \) j, V6 A! D: V; W: p
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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% b0 ]1 m, m* Ri dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick+ J! Y6 Q" E" @; i( K7 `0 E7 V: `% u
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!9 |* ` ]- B! `; I: `4 X; c
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..2 j* p0 J. y0 f) Q- }8 n
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
2 o- @) f6 A7 S+ oWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼+ C3 M! c7 d, u& i1 E
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓9 d* m7 d* p8 q2 |3 P" m7 ^, O, r1 o
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿" `! y( l; f2 D* X3 M, M K4 L
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添7 I& J( n6 M, P
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
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另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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