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回帖大致分如下几种 d1 Q1 [% m7 y8 W* p- B# [) b
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1.老实型
8 w7 u( X3 U. k8 b; g$ vi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
. B9 {8 C$ [3 Q0 L- U& ehope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟) J: S) G$ W% b9 D( e; Z8 {/ M8 |
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..! J7 J: }+ `: P0 ?+ @7 X* z: L
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2.无聊型6 u% K+ @+ T* {( T$ @. o% {
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..3 ^" G \$ l1 q
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器# E3 f3 f' _* }6 R6 O$ C/ T3 A
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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! g6 G$ ^ B' PYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!9 u" K5 m7 e0 O
(弹回了桌面)
: G4 l" Y2 R% \! E( a# K% [你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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& J% ?2 a; j; r1 i L& zGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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) A; n8 ~$ i/ {8 HSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型
( ~# G4 T- T* y' i _* s9 S) D" ci eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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/ S" f5 x5 J2 k) d( D3 A9 zi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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. e$ y* A- D0 A8 M4 D! F- J cWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等3 p# I1 \6 S2 k: V
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masturbate打飞机..
( M d! t) |6 }4 J7 Z& ]. TMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..# f/ o1 {& y7 Z. V
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
$ D( d9 |2 @' X7 @scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
! Y6 `1 ~( O) dbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿3 _5 ?! ?* M4 R
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添+ X& ^, J: m# b- W
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
: m5 I9 ^1 L) V" } K, \还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
7 f1 d& R5 J' |6 y* x9 h6 k, b+ U另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气' O) G& F/ R4 W2 H$ t# n
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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