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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型8 p, d. J5 v3 C: [8 d/ o: t
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
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Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..' f9 k" y! y: ?' l2 V
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..0 C8 T2 A/ a9 i& [/ }4 {
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
9 P( ?0 h3 d9 u! |i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 6 J2 N4 r V5 X) e) b) H" y$ [
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*, o- o1 ^! t a k! V" Q2 a
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
$ ]1 a* i# L7 ]( j3 f. \ Q" g1 Z U(弹回了桌面)
b. p1 {7 A* Q' c+ a你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!6 F4 L6 D$ O9 G, ], X
3 d8 z3 n5 `3 t8 GGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料' x% _& E9 r; f6 }& K3 s3 ]4 ?7 O
7 K! k: S6 |0 Q' GSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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7 Q% A+ O: H _( ]/ |6 \0 @i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个$ Z; T( ?0 s6 O' i
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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8 O7 ?$ q. |0 XWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等. ]' l% x/ w9 [5 z8 e. }
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7 f a8 f$ ]+ E& `$ X, s% [8 H0 ?masturbate打飞机..
& x* ]) o; M& K: z0 ` gMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
5 E' Z. s! q- d1 LWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼7 z; G7 C# B, n& t' J F
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓: T# j) R9 n3 H0 x/ h. r) a
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿5 N! z3 Z S+ e$ r
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添6 q! X6 {: d, N1 t8 X
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉 h* `. Z) l3 N+ Z7 f# f5 @
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
* e& z3 d- [. q0 u) |另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气5 V9 H2 ]5 C0 e8 p2 R
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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