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回帖大致分如下几种! N7 z x) `9 D$ U, s
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1.老实型
, m7 i: H1 W" {. t. ai wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
: R6 K N- D7 Dhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
0 X+ Z; i3 y/ wHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型
8 ?3 `9 ~9 f; \' R! sI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..0 E7 U& R; ?( z( O7 e( p% b' u& r
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器& ]5 q' X/ p* J1 x# z
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
5 _, \0 v2 h$ I9 U0 Q6 X: Ri kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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/ \, t& p6 e' V; f4 FVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 5 @& k3 `6 W& V9 \6 P
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
& A4 s5 k1 x V! M/ FYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!* ~ C( ]9 n" ?+ ^! j. y) S6 u( F
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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' F' r, S& x$ H% K! S4 v: dGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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/ k5 a% P: v# f8 C; Q1 p% c6 ySit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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4 q9 b+ m- e9 K3 k, x9 w) C) Gi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick+ d- u# k/ X$ k& o; z
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!0 |' S8 i( |% R: \% n
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等- w+ t, E, t- _: ~8 ]& m
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5.BT+JR型
5 O5 E+ I: Z3 R0 P; |. wmasturbate打飞机../ i, T0 M) L# @% V4 `9 m% U
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
. @4 i% y C+ ~3 u& ?' N0 SWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
! M* P+ S7 v+ ?7 [0 a- sscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓* K6 ~8 \4 S S, ~; K, Y( k
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
( S4 Y1 S0 l( r u/ astick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添6 D" N/ y+ [9 _6 j
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
( N Q# y3 |) ^- R还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
* v, `+ ^7 ?+ w S2 Y1 p& G另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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