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回帖大致分如下几种4 N1 P/ l5 V& \5 w5 `' n2 [
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1.老实型0 N, S( i! n2 n8 K6 u, P
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
. f/ k$ O/ Q! R; Lhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟- O$ n7 f, C- b' i& e7 Y
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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0 Q' e! Z5 a# f# u2.无聊型
7 I, ~3 A4 B4 {& O9 j0 EI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
! y5 o$ R) b# Yi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
7 g! X" a+ w; Q' E3 yi kick my computer..我踢我的机子: Z7 _+ ^) | m$ j+ @% ^1 R
! p/ U L% y4 `, ]VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 0 d* Y( C- r6 r9 S# A' A
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
) \: {4 B( `! k- S8 C6 nYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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) P: W* a; ^2 Q7 i9 Q: }/ vGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料$ k# l+ e7 O) Q! K
" l. G2 H0 m ^3 ?6 sSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型- p- m4 I' B1 c, M
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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7 D' ~. W) z0 Q7 Ni dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick2 s8 u" K4 G/ m4 N
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
3 Z, n$ s9 o6 q, D) n( h" lWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等9 m* X& S; ^: D; m4 l' G
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$ k# U. y* M" P a! Emasturbate打飞机..( L2 g8 g' v* D' {6 s
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
0 ~ N. N7 t. T5 A* B/ e1 zWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
6 R% v" w0 u; F" P6 @1 kscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
, h2 t+ C( T' y7 E' hbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿* \& L# R4 a0 g/ h+ f5 l
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
0 n D" L8 u! l8 F( t: F4 ~sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉. ^4 x" b) \ a, |0 q. k
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头" e3 \: ~1 Z! q( E8 P
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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