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回帖大致分如下几种
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1.老实型
, d5 S' B$ e% f* Di wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
; w3 T/ K, l1 Zhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟5 Z' M5 i4 Q0 z1 b) y3 g* [ I7 I
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..) P, u- [' m% C6 a* l9 @" r
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' [: R6 ]) y- ?/ m9 II play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..) s5 m. z/ N1 l/ Z0 Z& }4 N: ^
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 6 K3 ^1 [' U1 I% k- Q
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*" s5 W* d8 O+ s; u5 M/ T
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!3 ~" }2 i- H% V5 D2 W
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!4 @( N: s0 \2 I* y4 H! l
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料% P5 g8 X- F5 A0 X8 C
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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4.炫耀型4 M+ h% B+ _1 f& ]/ r& [
i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个2 l n% Z" [. K- B& o8 P- M
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick: i2 X- |( ?1 i+ z" v1 Y
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
8 ^0 E, l8 d9 Q2 \% v ~With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等0 R/ c8 J$ O$ j
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masturbate打飞机..# C; M9 L! _1 r. E& ^# t1 I
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
( h) a- d( S/ S8 E: J3 BWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼; B X/ u, h7 O/ _
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
; X8 e( X# f* D0 vbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
( N2 U2 L& I8 C3 ~& wstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
# ]- I8 j6 F- [0 B4 Y7 Fsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉' x2 _: H. y; ~2 U4 o. F8 o* Q
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头9 L0 R3 Q/ W3 [, u, |
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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4 O+ s: G! E& y. |: \# r5 ?; k暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...% |* _4 R* `& a% }( l
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