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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视6 e1 [7 T) q! I: [8 k0 e( c
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
. n4 f; b+ E6 B, K8 l1 A8 U" _; s" VHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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0 g! D( @/ K, R7 ~" oI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
7 M$ M+ k! V, n ?; w6 ai usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
: B/ Y3 ^/ g0 G. Ri kick my computer..我踢我的机子) h' }7 Q; K( f* k4 P5 C+ x9 B
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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5 c; H q v" c9 GGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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! ^9 w; ^6 E a Q; RSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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+ A& H( @% ^2 b0 m* p8 K7 Y7 O% Ki eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick, o- i' f' q& k0 w# e+ t
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!/ w) Q/ @. ]5 V3 ~6 c
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等# p( `% r. ^+ y' }, A0 p
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了.. d6 G2 ~# \* L; C. x
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
: b* Z8 `2 J$ Nscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
) C6 X5 S8 q% O9 l. Wbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿( f. Y* K% s$ P. Q' B1 K# D' d
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添' w/ |1 B0 N2 x6 d
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉6 I5 L2 r8 k4 U4 r {3 R
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头( Y0 v8 z/ m0 I8 n1 e
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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0 F( @' v, t* V5 L# l暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...# r: a& `& `( J. Q
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