老外论坛热贴:你在进入游戏loading的时候做什么

rpdgeorge

回帖大致分如下几种 1.老实型 " b; T, y7 ~+ G: z+ V+ Y Z5 [6 ]8 I& |i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视 hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟 8 d* x! ?7 h9 {' C% BHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.. 2.无聊型 4 w+ S2 w9 @" Z" ]# W/ b- ]/ ^I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿.. i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器 3.抱怨+愤怒型 i kick my computer..我踢我的机子 8 m6 _5 H: g( c# |VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! " S7 ~" C* V( s9 s*brrrrrrrrrr crash* 9 M9 H# P! |# gYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!! (弹回了桌面) 你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!! 0 Q+ X1 T& b4 F Z' | Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料 Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证! 4.炫耀型 3 |( \. l) Q8 L" K9 }" `; Si eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个 1 z& n2 ]3 J; b4 i# bi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick 我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快! With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等 5.BT+JR型 S& P$ M0 v5 } o9 }masturbate打飞机.. My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了.. G+ P6 i! l8 O" _! i6 mWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼 7 a: I) I, _+ xscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓 beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿 stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添 0 |, o+ Y* C8 w0 d4 u% Y9 |sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉 / F2 z o# k; }/ W+ D8 t还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头 另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气 + H' y, G( ~6 U, U 暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...

XT-Alen

抽根烟或者去嘘嘘

=|HERO|=DCCS

哇,连这都有(把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添)

=|HERO|=YE@BF2

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rpdgeorge

老头属于没创意型...老实人

=|HERO|=FoX-1

站起来,放个屁坐下...

点 进入游戏

开始虐人..................

rpdgeorge

原帖由 =|HERO|=FoX-1 于 2006-10-22 18:47 发表
站起来,放个屁坐下...
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6 h  w: E6 O! e5 z4 d点 进入游戏

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有重复...
9 w6 _2 W8 F3 Dwhat? all 20 seconds of loading time.
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i emmmmmmm, fart
3 o+ ~" R  `( j1 l什么?不就20秒时间么..我..呃..放个p

=|HERO|=dingo

把JJ插进自己的菊花里

=|HERO|=laomi

抽烟罗，然后意淫下，这一局肯定偶素第一了。

=|HERO|=Call120

一般会赶快奔WC一下清空内存..准备屠杀........
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  K, ?. j  t8 F偶尔会奔出去买包烟.....闪电速度回来...基本好了..

=|HERO|=HAYATO

用maxtor6y160Lo的年代－loading时我在洗澡
* W3 |  U/ ]4 A7 ~1 _  e用7200.10的年代，loading我在想上来要不要去抢敌人的飞机

rpdgeorge

热贴貌似被冷落了...露过一记

[RF]B-52

漫长的等待

=|HERO|=BORA

我就盯着屏幕看，看看它慢慢转