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回帖大致分如下几种
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0 I! e$ O4 I3 V1.老实型0 j0 N* `/ t: s- n
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
2 Q/ _. m% @2 W+ L1 vhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟; `0 _0 y* ~) O9 A& \- E7 i( J
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..6 g. ^8 Y+ Y. T! y
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2.无聊型
" W! Y2 d1 o. |/ f/ p7 eI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
, Y. N. D, S0 G4 {i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! P- l8 @% p; {; r2 N
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*4 s# Z `% ?5 j5 G9 g
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!/ Q b* R' Y3 d8 x3 y
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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" P1 X+ K% B/ x4 v1 iSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!* J3 K5 u' ~- R P# _
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick$ C; V7 U4 l; D& J; T+ s+ {- L
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
, L2 V7 R- z% P) o" P" y! nWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等) ` N2 p' s9 ]9 n4 d' i
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5.BT+JR型
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& t4 M' u0 C4 c2 z" uMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
# q/ r# O: }$ _& ZWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼2 Q/ [: ^) p B( M$ w
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
' j- @8 c+ d0 ?! W$ ibeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿5 `# J5 Z+ a/ m- O# x# A
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添, M( C( d$ k: T' m2 A7 ^7 O9 F
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉: m! H, h3 v8 c2 e0 _0 O. X4 \3 x
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
3 F* J6 M: |+ G另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气- M: S Q8 m' ]4 w$ o6 L7 I" ^
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...7 Z& B/ z; t2 N, I
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