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1.老实型, A( @' q% D1 G* ]7 g8 j0 k
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
. O5 v6 ~- b' e6 g+ Hhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟( O; p4 u% q* Q4 H6 t3 y
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型- [2 @9 j' O% V0 M; C) Q6 _/ o V, Q; s
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
' y! L) m5 @# y- |0 x. v3 Ii usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器, v7 j- Z8 V( t m1 S) P" k( A; U/ G
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
: _1 v. P6 A+ T8 a9 p3 ?/ r: x) Bi kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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4 V% S+ u; s# ]! f/ UVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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! U0 q; o) e) L- A% D" yYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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1 V; R% X% \$ n+ n你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!# c; d' b* ]! b. x& T
, o0 T- c* q% m& Q1 gGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料7 `: o) R5 j8 ?7 [! A2 t
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!; q% }; H d/ |0 p, O; M
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick- ^+ i' D$ X C
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!' D$ J# B' S9 r! R- u- Y
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等% O7 ?5 e3 F& o- g5 u
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masturbate打飞机..
/ ^. ^% ^! r/ \* U- x4 z/ uMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..- r. [* s: R' y
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
8 A- D8 o. h, L Iscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓: r, D& Q' z1 z. M
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿# K2 w( E* S. Z0 k
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添- I8 Q3 H# B0 g* E7 `, L
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉, V4 i! f8 W1 c' f, F, o9 W- M6 V1 @
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头% f1 O' S/ J( ?! [+ |' @/ Q
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气, d" z+ Q" ~& U8 w9 Z
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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