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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
6 o* y$ e4 `1 v: i( Vhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
, V- d; e Q7 j9 h4 IHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..: ^1 ^! Y; j3 U# R& u" J0 I+ R
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2.无聊型4 l1 W, z7 {0 f
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿.., @5 x4 i' K: o0 W* Q- ]2 j
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
$ G1 E Z u) x# w*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
- f. K8 T; _* t! j" FYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!' ~5 ]7 ?5 v4 j2 Y0 V7 L7 Q
(弹回了桌面)
) g- K! Z! n/ f' G你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!/ ~8 a6 x$ t% Z- u' ~- B
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4.炫耀型
# h; K/ [) R* v. T5 v4 G1 V4 c6 si eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个) T& @6 I& d) ^5 j& }7 c' ?7 {& F ` E
: J* l" P/ }, i# H! o" Vi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
6 W" i$ l0 f8 x! D7 k9 r6 {/ B我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
+ F2 F8 J( R3 m1 L: ^% s2 w2 aWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..( H& U4 @3 x c# t2 d% }; B
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
& U0 v/ H1 B' \5 J& C) c1 N6 NWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
`7 ^* @) T) o8 y M0 d6 zscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓4 [- I" }: j* ^" p
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿0 b6 w5 N; a* g7 Q( X |3 m
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添9 X1 X" _( p/ i& H" ?" E+ r
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
6 g- Z* R& N" j# m还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头 |/ @& s; \( j
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气3 `" o- p$ d8 T' T
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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