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hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
' k( w6 [% n* a: x' l: E7 j* WHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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9 m, d0 n' }7 Z9 G5 B2.无聊型
$ ]* n- q% z3 x; U. V5 HI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..7 P9 m+ a" P5 q! m! u$ s X7 q' h
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子6 w* I; v9 \+ d( K5 P5 O! w
5 F1 R0 G! G* o6 E9 x0 LVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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0 D' s: B2 D5 Q" qYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!3 G0 v2 G: v& w+ j/ a- B1 t
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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# i5 o( |4 Z# FGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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% _9 U2 L8 i1 h5 y( |5 @: HSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!/ V8 d1 P# K B" `
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4.炫耀型
% K* k: t8 }2 t' B# g8 O# W5 ei eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
7 [6 I- ]! B. Q0 s6 v我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
% \9 u! b, P0 qWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机..
% s( I5 E+ H+ kMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了.." Z" q8 s6 T- A0 n0 l& A6 i8 {9 B
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼, n! k+ s5 h' p1 c
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓2 |3 `+ @2 a2 J6 N
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿- Y& r2 }" {/ h3 c. ^
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添) [: g/ ~+ S8 A* Q6 T! [/ [
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
L6 k( ^, U& G& p( O1 [" l还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
5 w7 ]/ w" i# D. o5 ^, M另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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