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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
1 N# @0 B3 i9 E+ G. vhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
) O9 |' p/ n# V! W5 LHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
( B+ k' H3 A1 x' I1 [) O7 hi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器9 E/ Z; ?. C3 `6 m, D
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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+ r/ R7 C( u V, O* @. x" x4 VYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个, D- ]# X. r' t! j' H+ T" r( g
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
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With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了... ~8 \- c$ A/ r+ M7 u. D H
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
% D8 h+ K* z" s' N. Qscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
8 Z" z# ?) q* Z! X2 w- ?0 nbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿9 P1 [6 ?7 E4 d, I ?6 C2 a) ^
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添7 F4 p, v5 Y! ?' Z
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
/ w& W% g/ z. v5 b还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头' A, y8 u/ }6 P! j3 c8 x
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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