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回帖大致分如下几种
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2 F/ o) d; E. O" }! Y8 Pi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视% R* V# ~- [! s( n
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟, z, {/ d9 @0 U9 A! T2 k
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
9 M4 u4 M( k& Zi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子+ X6 Q% \/ a1 u* C X q# A
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 6 t, d! T# v" A8 h6 F6 T
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
4 z. u" n7 j6 }3 r4 j' G9 VYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
1 M2 [% g+ B$ I. R(弹回了桌面)
# q1 A3 S' C& L- J G你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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! l) u* ?: @+ q. B/ L& w/ a5 _6 e! K! yGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料" U$ K! b8 W% E& F) r0 r
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!) i5 E! _9 L7 B2 n/ H, H6 E
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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2 e3 ?& Y. r5 h# {+ n( qi dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
1 V3 a5 b7 `0 e7 m我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
! h0 D+ d" H# W! e+ X, H& UWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等3 q6 d; O/ w. u
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
! Z0 Q% H z1 X5 [/ ZWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼; U3 `4 k6 b4 j0 L5 H) M3 i, p9 O
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓& G/ Z' \" I3 W5 ]7 G& A, q
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿5 q" X1 m' n1 N1 b
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
+ F. N. O. a& `+ A t: c- j/ Lsing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
, X9 V) {! }1 p还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
7 \' z7 I" x- ~ {另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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