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回帖大致分如下几种" m4 `2 d, p; i# a
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
3 r2 R2 Y' ]# P% l+ ~' V `- p7 Shope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
5 t R% _- Z. B7 k- sHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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: Z q/ o8 u7 L0 S& W5 D% t2.无聊型
6 G7 x+ e5 \4 ~( qI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..$ \' q" j6 P, ~" u
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器) @- a* x4 ?2 `/ J% `# }2 A. v- f
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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" [. P# T( m/ ?# N7 ?9 OVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 7 |1 m3 B ^4 P' z9 ~2 W
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
# G% q* d; w9 y' q( kYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!7 f0 _0 Y0 ^ O8 E3 D
(弹回了桌面)
5 y% a# ~* Y; N: S) T你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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* [' o* I. ]7 b3 X7 s3 }$ W: yGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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\: u. d* S6 U- r* _Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!; Z5 c0 ?3 N* `0 r, s
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个7 C4 B; S( t2 K6 S2 {9 g! D
! _# \" ?7 e" ai dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
2 ~& b) |) G4 O/ J我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!9 a7 k% j9 F5 s0 S0 W* D7 N' h
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等& J: m5 W9 U3 \ z* p S3 A7 T
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masturbate打飞机..( D: x+ X% }' D) [2 f5 I0 {, G, N+ J# r
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
v, T% h3 t! s% `* R" tWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼7 j3 r( X, [/ j7 j: ]
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓5 s0 K5 v- l% o" B- J
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
) O8 w, }2 H. h7 i- ]; i( h* xstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添( l q* r& [8 B0 ?
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
0 ]: D8 c( B3 r还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头0 N8 p/ e& K( o# `7 D
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气/ k) B: T* o- S' {0 X. k3 W, w7 b
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1 O* q7 o j% q) g暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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