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回帖大致分如下几种3 f: `" G" C' r, H/ j
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视8 t0 L8 q8 B. N1 }
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
4 i$ {/ ^/ j3 W& u+ B* K$ s+ x, f6 hHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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8 F8 h- B, K+ g" ^9 ~( l& d2.无聊型8 a4 F! ]2 \4 d/ f, Z
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..( g; I( f+ R, n3 J- x( l
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器' `/ Y% R/ @5 D- W
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
2 j5 ?( U- t7 I0 j3 @5 Zi kick my computer..我踢我的机子
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5 P/ s9 s K$ x0 S" z+ fVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ( z& T+ u* _0 v
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
5 P& `/ O0 a( H: R# nYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!! P2 Y: X8 s! V2 d- Q
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!4 o* h, p4 t$ g& e& N6 _' q
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4.炫耀型
) ~- j! h+ @% |; Si eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个7 T; h0 k E2 @+ y7 b
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick# n t. @, T: q' ?- }9 T2 ?; e
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
; D% b/ _& R$ G( i wWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等 p$ G+ ?; w% p! j. ~4 \
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& o0 K5 f0 G% i0 M! p* @- KMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
3 P" w s, o- l- u& eWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
( f: L" \6 K9 Y# G8 Ascratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓5 Y: |; s/ R; h
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿2 K& [0 M. X) b0 |
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添/ W2 ~) e- J; e( T" x
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉5 n; e3 p; M. u) z' Z
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
* b" \ P* u, t* \# o. W6 G另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气* }! b/ a; K3 G4 K4 x' N
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1 S) l2 m4 g6 I! o/ [! `暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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