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回帖大致分如下几种# ^" d! K" X/ H/ r
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1.老实型+ }( @# K: n) r
i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
6 k5 f) F9 y0 p: Chope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
$ G0 d% @1 Q9 G6 M! A% THover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..* {" l7 o. H! ~
& u" v/ q- R: c; t, a" s2.无聊型
/ \: Y+ R8 f& bI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
, K; S) D1 Y2 K! I1 mi usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器9 ~" R- g6 G1 r% A" x+ J
; z8 [- P0 D8 D$ p& [3.抱怨+愤怒型
0 I' h. `# i( m: }7 h7 n! oi kick my computer..我踢我的机子/ ~3 [. I# `0 f* M
7 Q; ]& ?% Q6 T* RVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 0 m1 Y0 V3 r# B- H
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*: S& B8 K S3 r* R) D4 C
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
4 [- b8 E+ o4 v7 B6 Q/ p. T' d5 X(弹回了桌面)5 y' L, s& l5 k- r3 }9 q
你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!! r# q8 g7 y# Z; {7 Q
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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& g+ Y+ a2 B$ f- u3 ASit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!1 x: X; o( e/ m4 ^. ]
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4.炫耀型
# v! i# P: f5 r0 E- o1 y# U! bi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
1 m8 ^9 i6 c& P+ `我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!. c: z: I( o8 B2 D2 L% P3 ?
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等+ r/ Q9 Q5 d5 R! |, h Q+ d$ @
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5.BT+JR型
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My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
, j( Z* X8 H6 ]& d. ~$ zWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼/ l# u4 S7 L3 [( `
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
0 @9 E3 p7 j- k( V- H3 qbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
: l/ n. u4 f/ A9 Rstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添& y9 u! o5 C4 r
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
* o$ O; Z3 G6 [ c; |还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头) |* G$ N) H) `+ F* Z% w- d1 n
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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6 L, o7 Y7 Z8 {$ f5 v. [! G" y暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...2 |: [5 O" X& u/ Q% p& A5 O/ m4 X
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