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回帖大致分如下几种
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
% V c# h- a) _( L9 ]/ Jhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
; j$ V C. v# s$ w& G5 VHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具.., F9 { U2 m0 m* o( q
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..5 U8 O9 x4 ]6 _' O, R2 p7 ]
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器 `2 y+ w& v0 d
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i kick my computer..我踢我的机子3 ^% I( A( b5 t% ?3 x
* [- Y4 N$ m2 L" P) O) P8 Q- d/ FVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ) v; L( d9 k f' j A+ M! i
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
+ {6 v0 ]& L" h/ mYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!- j2 @ r6 p( `7 ?7 b$ e4 C
(弹回了桌面)
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# U% c4 }' g! o6 _, z! l8 @Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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$ H1 D+ _; w- uSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!& k& j. v+ q6 p# e* b9 F* U5 ?
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个- e' c2 c; R5 D+ U9 }2 R
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick
# m6 k3 M* I) F }$ U3 B/ U3 s我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
0 U3 }4 a# J/ C. [) ZWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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( o+ d: V$ b$ i2 ?9 B: [2 Dmasturbate打飞机..
3 w: Q) |( b6 w8 h% U7 o5 r* ?My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
! E! W- _% D, f6 y) i+ EWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
. P7 v1 A7 B0 ?7 Fscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
2 a0 }; \/ a5 b" }1 H9 i: K5 wbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿+ l' z1 T8 t1 R/ E7 ]& n- F6 h
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
- _, Z0 W; y2 X" j- ksing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉4 _) ^, o2 Z: ^, t
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
& H7 N: |9 R' s, Q( }& z( j2 C( B# t另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气1 T/ E; z* x6 u0 W' y
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5 O/ v" }* p5 C! q) l暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...4 d1 w5 y% N6 y* K: W
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