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- l2 ^% R8 I; g; u# m/ R% ui wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
* w; Y7 J8 D& [hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟
3 G- P$ V+ \2 D9 GHover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
- [9 q: S6 a5 G1 W- S6 y/ q3 ~$ ti usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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! d% I* |* u' Q3.抱怨+愤怒型
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! ; ]& c0 A' U, |/ r& b, N
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*9 |2 Z% K' {! M/ g* m R8 D( o# n
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!2 }# b! ?4 e. D5 a7 L
(弹回了桌面)
, l, x \1 Y& J( G1 A6 f9 S你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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( t+ x, I7 \! E9 j0 KGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料
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Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!1 e+ ^, L6 F2 s: }1 V/ [
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个: e+ `2 c, a# z' j/ s5 ~
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick+ R. A- L4 j1 y& N6 f& C$ G$ ?
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
3 y' K) j" S" hWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等$ q% C( @/ k* Z2 j" f
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9 {- K: L+ ^3 o( }( X* x5 x( ~masturbate打飞机..
+ U' h8 y3 p. h9 b& X' A9 iMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..
1 l& G7 M- O% ]4 t& BWhen ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼' |4 m, w: O) L! u
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
_8 T7 V; H$ L& f# x6 W7 k9 rbeat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
9 z# Y% K( j; l# ]( istick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添8 G+ O1 o3 P# a2 N
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
+ i {( I, c0 z7 E7 b5 p还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头4 x, W9 H; w& V/ V/ _7 ]
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...! S- @& x, ^1 y, U; E, h
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