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回帖大致分如下几种) t2 A* _9 F+ E$ f, k6 a6 u! q
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i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视 d, |' ?. y' S6 C- G+ K9 _
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟1 F6 @7 x) `9 q4 n, O! Q: \. e
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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! w8 Y$ u) p% E) O! r# M2.无聊型
1 ^. @& D/ w8 M1 M1 n1 r2 n' k+ [3 VI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
1 H& ` B8 A a2 V7 w& Q5 E" li usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器9 B' y4 {) H _! k3 ^
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
. o6 w7 y. l# J* u" i3 o# s, |1 C, Zi kick my computer..我踢我的机子4 ]) h b- D* Q! i7 }& x* G* m! c
* M( R: `" z1 TVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! & P5 X1 n7 U j
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*
8 E- Q- _; O7 m7 [ c# y8 JYOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!+ P: s3 Q5 P4 [. K1 }
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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I- j. ]0 B# E, F2 ? v- t: YGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料; W2 ]6 p$ p* b5 H
) g7 [' B! }- @Sit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!& x1 t! f& Y$ O( O6 w' ^1 o4 M4 |+ g
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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9 `0 S8 G+ |- j! K& |: O3 Ii dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick8 ~# X8 S% H/ G/ X4 G/ b0 j7 [
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
3 a$ b% u- W7 h% `, G4 Q8 _With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等, H u) p4 I6 A5 {" N
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masturbate打飞机..* R3 E2 c' `' ~ h- i' D+ f
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了... H+ w4 m9 ~! P) D6 G7 e
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
" E) F1 f& h, Qscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓5 \$ y) k* h2 A9 P
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿- @6 U, w- s2 e
stick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
4 A2 M. X. \: p9 Z4 K) osing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉, I+ R* W, g+ S4 B( R$ I5 T
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头 [' x3 ]' @# \7 [8 [1 J9 P
另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气& W g1 w5 ~% u8 O; {9 Q+ K4 F
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