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回帖大致分如下几种5 l5 B1 Y5 ~; R& R5 z4 W- P
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1.老实型
) D' c; W( l3 K# |% xi wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视) l( y" e5 x" Z! p; I/ y
hope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟8 `; S3 z1 Z( W2 r2 v* X2 F& A& m
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..
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2.无聊型
2 j& U) k! N* z! T( T! x' ?, M. fI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..
* I8 M$ B6 H0 [- n& n C9 y" m9 Si usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
9 Q: W0 }5 l& v* Ji kick my computer..我踢我的机子" U" n) u; c9 S5 P; B% R- ^
) j+ b' y$ M$ WVERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH!
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YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!. r: D5 i5 D4 J) X: Q" j, M" W
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你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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Go into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料4 e- ~5 }2 X; y" P) S( U6 o* a! o
0 F6 ~# @- l; E) I0 }! ISit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!3 W9 X) s% o0 L4 `0 S1 m8 A8 V
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4.炫耀型
9 _" _9 y3 z2 [ Vi eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick1 p8 E$ u* R, j
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!% ^$ G( m( ^# N3 a9 K, S" y
With my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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masturbate打飞机... W% m# H( _8 Y k- T
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了../ ]2 m* @8 E% Y- N3 h9 O% v
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼 b* X* u+ ^% l8 t6 \: k! r
scratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓
; ~* [4 H" ?8 L2 i+ K c# u. ^beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
" O- u3 t. _3 r1 vstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添- U, l+ u2 ~) T; N) O1 l
sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉
# W1 h8 W5 e/ ~* X还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
& a, m* q) ~' i6 r7 w另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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# A) L9 D( i4 ]2 g* k暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...4 r; t1 H5 ]+ H* N
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