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1 I) {# V7 R0 D7 T1 `i wait 我等 i watch tv 看电视
5 o! Q' F/ b& O5 ?6 X1 h6 c& qhope i load fast enough to get a helo/tank or i go and smoke 希望自己loading够快抢到飞机/tank 或者吸一根烟: ] Z8 Y% p) D, V3 R6 F
Hover my mouse over where "Join Game" button will appear, thinking:" GOD PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE TANK/HELI/etc"把我的鼠标放在"加入游戏"按钮即将跳出来的地方并祈祷..愿主保佑我抢到载具..+ B# Q/ L4 C- [4 u0 Q/ d; W
* ]: m; B' G3 G0 |# w+ c( S2.无聊型
9 ]) x- d, K/ j8 M/ m8 C4 mI play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss 我玩那个旋转的2,绕着出生点转鼠标,实在无聊了就去尿尿..7 ~8 q p* q! q7 @
i usually just sit and listen to the music,analyzing every aspect of the different instruments they´ve used 我坐着听那背景音乐,分析他们用了什么乐器 |- U1 b" R8 n9 |8 |
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3.抱怨+愤怒型
2 T9 i( ]/ n" A# mi kick my computer..我踢我的机子! ]2 J" d4 s+ K" T& J8 g. N
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VERIFY YOU BASTARD! VERIFY! dont you dare crash on me, DONT YOU DARE CRASH! 7 n( Z- u# A" J4 Z5 g$ i
*brrrrrrrrrr crash*, J& R. j. Z6 G& L6 {) E2 V6 _
YOU BASTARD! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL YOU!验证!!tmd给我验证!!!你md别告诉我弹回桌面,你tm敢弹回桌面!!!!!
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, j5 s6 U- y& N% Q你个杂种!!我要杀了你!!!
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& A5 m( @# {' y& M6 Q0 U8 q" V& E3 E: TGo into the kitchen and fix up a meal, after that 20 mins....it still says "VERIFYING CLIENT DATA".去厨房弄点吃的..20分钟后,,还是显示 验证客户端资料 J' k8 u& E1 X5 P
2 v, J$ S( i. j* A% I. w, X a. pSit on my ass thinking " fxxkING HELL LOAD ALREADY..."坐在我的屁股上想..loading你妈个完毕!还不是要等验证!
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i eather read a magazine or do push ups....but mine loads fast so only can get 30 quick push ups in:D翻翻杂志或者做几个俯卧撑,不过我的电脑读取太快了,通常只够我做30个
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; t& Y$ R- y7 m3 ~! B) \i dont have to wait for it to load my pc is lighting quick" |+ j' y1 R) n" T7 E
我不用等,我的电脑读取像闪电一样快!
! I# ]* c |& X; l# v( V0 r4 RWith my SATA II @ 10,000RPM and 2 GB of memory, I really dont have to wait.我有SATA2和2g内存..我不用等
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5.BT+JR型
% [' }. o/ r: t8 x+ smasturbate打飞机..
. D4 m# H3 o: s4 x7 vMy computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried我的电脑不能在读取BF2的时候放A片,我试过了..# u+ D- L W+ V3 N
When ever the map is loading i run around my house to get exercise.....我绕着屋子跑当作锻炼
4 E- A: `# Y. jscratch my penis. look around, then scratch it again抓我的JJ..看看周围,然后再抓, i0 P# R% R; ^4 J& h# e3 |
beat the dog for smelling so bad我的狗太臭了所以抓起来打一顿
% e# V; t! d- U3 s5 T, r6 @, Qstick my thumb up my arse..... then suck it把手指头放进菊花..然后拿出来添
2 h% J( X& z# U3 }* h# F" ~sing opera wilst licking chocolate off my monitor唱歌剧,然后把喷到显示器上的巧克力添掉8 j* r; z( m$ V! }6 V% E$ ? H
还有人 决定如果本局拿不到前3,就狠狠拧自己的...奶头
5 ^5 `1 q( m! _+ n, n o' m2 Q: s另外一个 如果自己拿到了前3..就让自己的JJ出来透透气
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暂时就这些,相信黑肉的JR们有更BT的...
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