千万不能做TM倒霉的游骑兵

=|HERO|=kasim

千万不能做TM倒霉的游骑兵
Navy SEALS Rules:
海豹队守则-
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
戴上太阳镜装酷
2. Kill every living thing within view.
打死所有会动的东西'
3. Adjust Speedo.
整理好泳装
4. Check hair in mirror.
照镜子欣赏一下发型
US Army Rangers Rules:
游骑兵守则;
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
背75磅的大包饿着肚子走上50哩
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
找到需要干掉的人
3. Request permission via radio from “Higher” to perform killing.
动手前用无线电请求“高层”批准
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
任务被取消，破口大骂
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
背75磅的大包饿着肚子再走50哩回去
US Army Rules:
陆军守则
1. Select a new beret to wear.
选顶新的贝雷帽戴戴
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
把各式臂章缝好
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear."
再换另一种颜色的帽子戴戴
US Air Force Rules:
空军守则
1. Have a cocktail.
兑杯酒
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
调个舒适的温度-
3. See what’s on HBO.7
看HBO频道在放啥
4. Ask “what is a gunfight?”
问“枪战是什么?”
5. Request more funding from Congress with a “killer” PowerPoint presentation.
开一场“超炫”的投影演示会向国会要拨款
6. Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
请“关键人物”吃一顿，把国防部和军工的头头也喊上
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
米终于到手鸟。扩充机构添置资产。
8. Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally.
宣布这些是“战略性”资产，不投入实战
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
快走，下午茶时间到了
US Navy Rules:
海军守则
1. Go to Sea. 出海
2. Drink Coffee. 喝咖啡!
3. Deploy the Marines 放陆战队

=|HERO|=Rainbow

US Navy Rules:
海军守则
1. Go to Sea. 出海
2. Drink Coffee. 喝咖啡!
3. Deploy the Marines 放陆战队

这个乐死我了~

=|HERO|=kasim

木哈哈哈,的确

=|HERO|=Suker@B

海军守则！

=|HERO|=AK

我们就经常扮演该死的游骑兵.......